DeVuego

Here’s the rundown: the gameplay is bad, the sound design is bad, the controls are bad, the story is bad, the actual programming is bad, and the art is occasionally good. Aside from turning bland characters into bland vegetables, Yasai Ninja has nothing to offer. No original thought has been put into the design, the writing is bland exposition, and much of the game hardly works. I had hoped to find some quirky little gem hiding behind a neat idea that would balance humor with a short jaunt of arcadey action. Rather, I got a month old onion lazily thrown at my face.